The History Behind The Puppets.
The organization was not just a spur of the moment idea, it took many years of planning. It was in the owners best interest to wait for the right moment to introduce his team. So when the owner was able to convince his team they could compete in the Elk Grove League, he signed them up. The Puppets were originally members of the Shit Head Baseball League, a league that was founded by two pioneers who had a dream. Their dream became a reality, and from there they decided to move into softball. Shortly after their departure the Shit Head League went under, and the Elk Grove League became complete. The team is the youngest in the league with some players not even of a legal drinking age, while others still in diapers. Despite the inexperience, they bring an element of excitement to the game.

Space Puppet Profiles
Ken Trendel
Nickname: Diesel, Ken Daddy, Biscuits, and Brown Sugar.
Position: Second base, short center, catcher, right field.
Vitals: 6'1 150, 4.4 40
Career Stats: 24 hits 18 RBI's .311 average.
Position: Ken is a guard at St. Patrick's Correctional Facility on the Northside.
About Ken...
Kenny is one of the founders of the Puppets franchise. He has played both years in the Elk Grove league, and is the player coach of the team. Ken is often referred to as the brains behind the operation. He was the Valedictorian of his High School, and a graduate of Benedictine University. Kenny is currently leading the Pick'em contest.
Goals for Next Season: Kenny hopes to become the Puppets everyday second baseman. He also wants to average over 2 hits a game.
Brett-Nickname: Ski-Balls, Myers you Idiot, and Black Hammer br>Vitals: Height 6'2 Weight 224
Position: Shortcenter, second base, catcher
Career Stats: .366 average in 2002, 23 career hits,.302 career average, with 20 RBI's. Brett is second in career walks with 5.
Job: Brett delivers pizza five days a week, and is on call some weekends. He feels that Pizza Hut provides him with excellent job safety, and does not plan on leaving.
Future Job: Brett hopes to one day be paid for sitting on the couch and cursing at the television. If that doesn't workout, then he wants to bath Irish coach Tyrone Willingham.
Goals: Brett's goals are sometimes hard to find. I don't think he dreams, and I know that he has no aspirations. To see the world through the eyes of Brett is an adventure that I would rather not go on. The safari that we call Brett's life should only have one true goal. To sleep with Jared's sister.

Kurt Kalush
Nickname: katfish or fishfart, slapnuts, and Hello Kitty.
Positions: Shortstop, thirdbase, and Firstbase.
Stats: Kurt was last seasons MVP, and Franchise leader in Homeruns and RBI's.
Favorite T.V. Show: Gilmore Girls
Hobbies: Staying awake for long periods of time, throwing balls over the First basemans head, and videotaping people making out.
Goals: Kurt is the past, present, and future cornerstone of the organization. He never misses a game, it is said that he skipped a funeral to attend a Puppet game. He hopes to lead the Puppets into the top 8 of the Elk Grove Park District League.
Job: Kurt is a full time student at Eastern Illinois, where he majors in Gender Studies, and minors in NCAA Football for PS2.
Favorite Puppet Moment: When Pat threatened to powder someones nose.